Struggling to get my boss pregnant

Dear Pastor,

I am living with my girlfriend of three years. I got involved with her at my workplace. We are both working as security guards. She is my supervisor. One day I told a joke and told her that I admired her. She wanted to know what I meant and I told her just what a man would mean when he tells a woman that he admires her.

She told me I could not handle her, so I shouldn’t put myself into any trouble. She started to put me on light duty and she allowed me to drive the company vehicle. Other workers suspected that something was going on and reported us. She told me that she admitted to the company that we were in love and they told her that that is against the company policy.

They asked us to come in to see the management and we assured them that loving each other would not prevent us from carrying out our duties well. We also said that we were planning to live together as husband and wife. Since we have been together, co-workers have tried to carry news to her on me, saying that I have other women in the company. But it has not affected our relationship. She is the only woman in my life. She is 10 years older than I am, but that is not affecting me. I love her. She has two children, but they live with her mother. When they are around, they call me ‘Uncle’.

I do not have children and it does not appear that I can impregnate a woman because, before meeting this woman, I used to have sex often without using protection. When I have sex with my current girlfriend, I don’t use any protection. I told her I would like to get her pregnant, but she is only laughing at me. She said that if we are married, she would have one more child, if that can happen. She believes that she doesn’t need to be fearful in having sex with me and not using protection, because I don’t have what it takes to get a woman pregnant.

I really would love to be a father, so what do you suggest that I do?

P.

Dear P.,

You said that this woman is 10 years your senior, but you did not give her age.

I can understand why the friendship developed. This woman must have been very happy getting to know you. When you told her that you were marrying her and she warned you that you might not be able to handle her, it seems to me that you were out to prove that you could. The relationship grew, and she gave you light duties and you were able to drive the company vehicles. The other male workers must have been jealous of you. It didn’t take them long to realise that this woman and you had something going.

Her job was saved because she went to those in authority and explained herself. Many organisations do not like employees to be romantically involved because that can lead to corruption. But evidently, an exception was made for both of you. You both have to be very careful.

If you would love to be a father and you have been having unprotected sex before you met this woman, and you have not been able to impregnate this woman you are living with, it is time for you to check your urologist. You need to explain yourself, and I am sure you would have to do test to find out what is your problem.

I want to wish you well, sir. May the relationship that you are having with your boss last. In fact, may it grow to something that is solid.

Pastor